Bae: wanna get something to eat?
Me: I’m broke shawd
Bae: it’s okay I got you
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
work @ the oakwood school so i can just come to your classroom instead of go to class and we can shit talk people
I WISH omg that would be perfect
pity whoever marries me or whatever because I can’t cook and all I will ever want to do is lay in bed and kiss you